A first grade teacher gave her class the first half of a common proverb and asked them to come up with the rest:
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Better to be safe than-----punch a 5th grader |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Strike while the-----bug is close |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | It's always darkest before-----Daylight Savings Time |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Never underestimate the power of-----termites |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | You can lead a horse to water but-----how? |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Don't bite the hand that-----looks dirty |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | No news is-----impossible |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | A miss is as good as a-----Mr |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | You can't teach an old dog new-----math |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | If you lie down with dogs you'll-----stink in the morning |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Love all, trust-----me |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | The pen is mightier than the-----pigs |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | An idle mind is the-----best way to relax |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Where's there's smoke there's-----pollution |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Happy the bride who-----gets all the presents |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | A penny saved is-----not much |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Two's company; three's-----the Musketeers |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Don't put off til tomorrow what you-----put on to go to bed |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and you-----have to blow your nose |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | None are so blind as-----Helen Keller |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Children should be seen and not-----spanked or grounded |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | If at first you don't succeed-----get new batteries |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | You get out of something what you-----see pictured on the box |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | When the blind leadeth the blind-----get out of the way |
![bullet](/static/images/anabull1.gif) | Better late than-----pregnant |
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