There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.

- Clint Eastwood
 

After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want.
And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.

- Mel Gibson
 

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
First, let her think she's having her own way.  And second, let her have it.

- Lyndon B Johnson
 

Source: Funny Times funnytimes.com

Vive la Difference

by Mrs Chris Ligon

Source: Funny Times October 2000

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