Have you ever noticed?  Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron...

-George Carlin
 

Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.

- Tommy Lasorda
 

Source: thesun.co.uk sent to them by Martin Baird

See also:

	British Driving Test - A third of motorists fear they would not pass their pass driving test if forced to take it again...
	Learning Your Chinese Highway Code - The most memorable question was: "If you come across a road accident victim, whose intestines are lying on the road, should you pick them up and push them back in?"

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